Quotes about alcohol

William Faulkner - A Fable

War and drink are the two things man is never too poor to buy. His wife and children may be shoeless someone will always buy him drink or weapons.

Jack Herer -

But you can count the dead bodies from alcohol, tobacco, and legal pharmaceuticals by the millions.

Ziggy Marley -

Alcohol, tobacco, and pharmaceutical drugs are legal, but they can hurt a lot of people.

Mustafa Akyol -

The main bone of contention is whether Islamic injunctions are legal or moral categories. When Muslims say Islam commands daily prayers or bans alcohol, are they talking about public obligations that will be enforced by the state or personal ones that will be judged by God?

Jamie Lee Curtis -

Kids are going to try drugs and alcohol that's part of society.

Anthony Liccione -

Hit the bottom and get back up or hit the bottle and stay down.

Craig Ferguson -

The worst gift I was given is when I got out of rehab that Christmas a bottle of wine. It was delicious.

George Bernard Shaw -

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

Friedrich Nietzsche -

There have been two great narcotics in European civilisation: Christianity and alcohol.

Robert Evans - A Brief History of Vice: How Bad Behavior Built Civilization

History, as taught by schools, has white washed the drunkenness out of the past. It has minimized the influence of drugs on history's great thinkers, and covered up the impact of prostitution and insults on human development.

Christopher Byford - Den of Shadows

Disillusioned, people simply carried out their work as intended, drinking away sobriety at the end of each hard shift and repeating the process until death.

Sudheer Reddy -

My mind feels like a beehive without the buzz.

Alain de Botton - The Pleasures and Sorrows of Work

The challenge lies in knowing how to bring this sort of day to a close. His mind has been wound to a pitch of concentration by the interactions of the office. Now there are only silence and the flashing of the unset clock on the microwave. He feels as if he had been playing a computer game which remorselessly tested his reflexes, only to have its plug suddenly pulled from the wall. He is impatient and restless, but simultaneously exhausted and fragile. He is in no state to engage with anything s

Charles Jackson -

Why were drunks, almost always, persons of talent, personality, lovable qualities, gifts, brains, assets of all kinds (else why would anyone care?); why were so many brilliant men alcoholic?

Mokokoma Mokhonoana -

The only way to truly help most drug addicts and most alcoholics is to—instead of them—change reality.

Jerzy Pilch - The Mighty Angel

My tongue thirsty for superiority, maybe even immortality, ruled me. I was ruled by my tongue. I was ruled by women. I was ruled by alcohol.

Thomas Hardy - Tess of the D'Urbervilles

[She] soon perceived that as she walked in the flock, sometimes with this one, sometimes with that, that the fresh night air was producing staggerings and serpentine courses among the men who had partaken too freely; some of the more careless women were also wandering in their gait. . . . Yet however terrestrial and lumpy their appearance just now to the mean unglamoured eye, to themselves the case was different. They followed the road with a sensation that they were soaring along in a supportin

Joseph Pennell -

There has never been any art or literature without drink and there never will be....Unless something is done about the matter [prohibition] this country is going to the dogs. There has been no development in our art or literature for 30 or 40 years.

William Makepeace Thackeray - Vanity Fair

She had not character enough to take to drinking, and moaned about, slip-shod and in curl-papers, all day.

Robert A. Heinlein - The Moon is a Harsh Mistress

Nothing uses up alcohol faster than political argument.

Louis C.K. -

I find that when people laugh it's usually because they're connecting and identifying in a way that they hadn't considered. That's my payoff. I'm not interested in other people thinking differently. I don't care. I'm just like yeast - I eat sugar and I shit alcohol. And there's a huge culture that goes with that. Alcohol creates massive shifts in world history, and it changes people's lives. People get pregnant because of alcohol. But the yeast doesn't give a fuck. The yeast isn't going, "I real

Agatha Christie - The Body in the Library

Bottled, was he?" Said Colonel Bantry, with an Englishman's sympathy for alcoholic excess. "Oh, well, can't judge a fellow by what he does when he's drunk? When I was at Cambridge, I remember I put a certain utensil - well - well, nevermind.

Peter Ackroyd - The Last Testament of Oscar Wilde

Some drink to forget, I drink to remember. I drink in order to understand what I mean and to discover what I know. Under its benign influence all the stories and dramas which properly belong to the sphere of art are announced by me in conversation.

Peter Ackroyd - The Last Testament of Oscar Wilde

absinthe removes the bitter taste of failure and grants me strange visions which are charming principally because they cannot be written down. Only in absinthe do I become entirely free and, when I drink it, I understand the symbolic mysteries of odour and of colour.

Saravana Kumar Murugan - Coffee Date

I order six shots.I drink the first shot with lemon and salt and talk about Isha for 120 seconds.I drink the second shot with lemon and salt and talk about Isha and our love for 90 seconds.I drink the third shot with lemon and talk about future plans with wedding for 60 seconds.I drink the fourth and blabber for 30 seconds.I drink the fifth, I speak in a language no one can understand for ten seconds or less. I fall down.When I open my eyes, I see Diwa helping me sit in the car and put on the se

Roman Payne -

I was glad to be made awarethat “Veimke” (jeune fille au pair),is subject to natural law,and can be made fat,by such things as poor diet,and alcohol.

Tan Redding - A Banquet Of Crumbs

What is this place?’‘Heaven.’ She laughed, ‘with better drinks!

John Crowley - American Fantastic Tales: Terror and the Uncanny from the 1940's Until Now

Oh God how subtle he would have to be, how cunning... No paragraph, no phrase even of the thousands the book must contain could strike a discordant note, be less than fully imagined, an entire novel's worth of thought would have to be expended on each one. His attention had only to lapse for a moment, between preposition and object, colophon and chapter heading, for dead spots to appear like gangrene that would rot the whole. Silkworms didn't work as finely or as patiently as he must, and yet bo

Christyl Rivers -

Addiction is the primary way people escape the modern world. Unfortunately, it is destroying the modern world.

Caitlin Moran - Moranthology

Parents drinking is the reason you came into the world, and if we didn't keep doing it then, by God, it would be the reason you went back out of it.

F. Scott Fitzgerald - Gatsby Girls

I'll drink your champagne. I'll drink every drop of it, I don't care if it kills me.

Robert Reed -

How many of us readers say this quote and mean it. "If I knew what I know now life would be different"....

Charles Bukowski - Play the Piano Drunk Like a Percussion Instrument Until the Fingers Begin to Bleed a Bit

I have, he went on, betrayed myself withbelief, deluded myself with lovetricked myself with sex.the bottle is damned faithful, he said,the bottle will not lie

Brandi L. Bates - Unknown Book 9429921

Lowkey punchdrunk off this Sangria-sweet love and all it’s prodigious trappings…

George Orwell - Keep the Aspidistra Flying

He seemed to be lying on the bed. He could not see very well. Her youthful, rapacious face, with blackened eyebrows, leaned over him as he sprawled there.“‘How about my present?’ she demanded, half wheedling, half menacing.“Never mind that now. To work! Come here. Not a bad mouth. Come here. Come closer. Ah!“No. No use. Impossible. The will but not the way. The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak. Try again. No. The booze, it must be. See Macbeth. One last try. No, no use. Not this evening,

Abhijit Naskar - Wise Mating: A Treatise on Monogamy

Remember my friend, uncontrolled alcohol, uncontrolled casual sex and mindless indoctrination are not signs of progress, they are signs of drowning into the abyss of mental and physical degradation.

Justin Donner - I Just Woke Up Dead: A Memoir

That first drunk, first high, first sexual encounter, those feelings of first are the most intense, the best remembered, always impossible to attain again.

Justin Donner - I Just Woke Up Dead: A Memoir

Sex had nothing to do with feeling good, everything to do with superficialities, and was always accompanied by a masochistic agenda to feel anything but dead inside.

Dave Matthes - Wanderlust and the Whiskey Bottle Parallel: Poems and Stories

Lovecraft says he knows about tentaclesbut that motherfucker never bedded a girl from West Chesterand survivedShe was a toothachethat oneand she tasted like crackthe best thing about her was if I was ever hungryI could always make a meal out of whateverwas making rest at the corners of her mouthI can't remember her nameas is the case with most of themthen again I can't rememberhow many donuts I ate this morningor how many beers I'll drink tonight,tomorrow

Aleister Crowley - Diary of a Drug Fiend

Stab your demoniac smile to my brain,Soak me in cognac, love, and cocaine

Keith Steinbaum - The Poe Consequence

I started to drink heavily, comfortably caught in the tentacle-like clutches of alcohol.

Terence McKenna -

No other drug can compete with cannabis for its ability to satisfy the innate yearnings for Archaic boundary dissolution and yet leave intact the structures of ordinary society. If every alcoholic were a pothead, if every crack user were a pothead, if every smoker smoked only cannabis, the social consequences of the ‘drug problem’ would be transformed. Yet, as a society we are not ready to discuss the possibility of self-managed addictions and the possibility of intelligently choosing the plants

Roman Payne - The Wanderess

Ô, wine!, the truth-serum so potent that all those who wish to live happy lives should abstain from drinking it entirely!... except of course when they are alone.

David Pearce -

A lot of people recoil from the word "drugs" - which is understandable given today's noxious street drugs and their uninspiring medical counterparts. Yet even academics and intellectuals in our society typically take the prototypical dumb drug, ethyl alcohol. If it's socially acceptable to take a drug that makes you temporarily happy and stupid, then why not rationally design drugs to make people perpetually happier and smarter? Presumably, in order to limit abuse-potential, one would want any i

Drexel Deal - The Fight of My Life is Wrapped Up in My Father

Drugs are also a part of school life in particular marijuana. Alcohol beverages, prostitution - not so much on campus - but that is a way of survival for some young women and young men. These are societal ills.

David Mitchell - Back Story

This society doesn't work without booze – our parties aren't good enough, our conversations aren't sufficiently interesting, nor is our self-confidence high enough to sustain our interactions without alcohol. It's everywhere, lubricating everything.

Stephanie Clifford - Everybody Rise

I always think the opening moments of a party are the hardest, before everyone has had enough to drink.

Ellis Peters - The Heretic's Apprentice

They sell courage of a sort in the taverns. And another sort, though not for sale, a man can find in the confessional. Try the alehouses and the churches, Hugh. In either a man can be quiet and think.

Sylvia Plath - The Bell Jar

My dream was one day ordering a drink and finding out it tasted wonderful.

Stephanie Kuehnert - Ballads of Suburbia

I automatically assume people won't like me, so I don't talk to them unless they approach me first. I can't become a part of a crowd because I can't get past that feeling that I don't belong.

Sue William Silverman - Love Sick: One Woman's Journey through Sexual Addiction

I am not your victim because you are not a predator any more than a bottle of scotch stalks an alcoholic.

Alcoholics Anonymous -

I had sent her to four consecutive psychiatrists, and not one of them had gotten me sober.

Charles Bukowski - You Get So Alone at Times That it Just Makes Sense

it does seemthe more we drinkthe better the wordsgo.

Ken Novak - The Wasted Years: I Don't Have to Live That Way Anymore

It will all be over in 2 weeks

Al Silverman -

It began to falter not when the book publishers who loved books gave way to those who preferred profits to reading. It happened when publishers and editors cut back on their drinking. If there is one national flower in book publishing, it is the martini.

Carl Sagan - Contact

The others would then fall silent and she would continue about doped gallium arsenide detectors, or the ethanol content of the galactic cloud W-3. The quantity of 200-proof alcohol in this single interstellar cloud was more than enough to maintain the present population of the Earth, if every adult were a dedicated alcoholic, for the age of the solar system. The tamada had appreciated the remark.

Robert Gacho -

I wish I could think about nothing, but the books all the time. I have never had an alcoholic rampage because of thinking about books too much...

Danny Wallace - Yes Man

At first I assumed he was a Mexican, but slowly began to realise that a real Mexican probably wouldn't be wearing a sombrero in a London nightclub. And he'd probably have a real moustache, not a stick-on one. A Mexican with a stick-on moustache would be like a Super-Mexican, because he'd have two moustaches, and that'd be cool, because a Super-Mexican could probably use his poncho as a cape, and then I realised I was saying all this to the man's face.

K.J. Charles -

Do you remember—”“Fuck, yes.” Merrick stood. “And if you’re telling this story, I’m getting the bottle.

Ella Frank - Try

Glancing at the bottle of tequila in Tate’s hand, Logan questioned much more calmly than he felt, “How full was that?”Tate lifted the quarter-empty bottle and shrugged. “Unopened. Why?

William Faulkner -

Civilization begins with distillation

Arthur C. Clarke - Childhood's End

There were, however, a few exceptions.One was Norma Dodsworth, the poet, who had not unpleasantly drunk but had been sensible enough to pass out before any violent action proved necessary. He had been deposited, not very gently, on the lawn, where it was hoped that a hyena would give him a rude awakening. For all practical purposes he could, therefore, be regarded as absent.

Vicktor Alexander -

I live on shameless flattery...and vodka...but the two usually go hand in hand.

Daniel Silva - The Marching Season

So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life?Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please.

Sam Shepard - True West

This isn't champagne anymore. We went through the champagne a long time ago. This is serious stuff. The days of champagne are long gone.

Frankie Boyle - My Shit Life So Far

My uncle would have about ten pints some nights and then drive us all home. I guess the feeling was that we weren't going to crash into anyone, because barely any fucker lived there.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana -

Like alcohol and poverty, a heartbreak has the power to make a man do something he wouldn’t normally do and to make a woman do someone she wouldn’t normally do.

Kamand Kojouri -

Put down your glass, it is time to dance. If you want to get drunk all you need is to drink love. Put down your pipe and do away with these childish toys. If you want to get high all you need is to breathe love. Now, can I have this dance?

Gillian Flynn - Gone Girl

We named the bar The Bar. "People will think we're ironic instead of creatively bankrupt," my sister reasoned.Yes, we thought we were being clever New Yorkers - that the name was a joke no one else would really get, like we did. Not meta-get ... But our first customer, a gray-haired woman in bifocals and a pink jogging suit, said, "I like the name. Like in Breakfast at Tiffany's and Audrey Hepburn's cat was named Cat.

Abby Fabiaschi - I Liked My Life

Alcohol was like a fun cousin I visited every once in a while but never planned a trip around.

Maureen Brady - Beyond Survival: A Writing Journey for Healing Childhood Sexual Abuse

In the grief that comes with recognizing what happened to us, we often feel there is nowhere to turn for solace…We do things to keep it away, such as becoming overly busy or using drugs or alcohol to numb our feelings. When we are caught up in resistance, we do not feel hope, but when we surrender to our sadness fully, hope trickles in.

Kingsley Amis - Lucky Jim

Dixon was alive again. Consciousness was upon him before he could get out of the way; not for him the slow, gracious wandering from the halls of sleep, but a summary, forcible ejection. He lay sprawled, too wicked to move, spewed up like a broken spider-crab on the tarry shingle of morning. The light did him harm, but not as much as looking at things did; he resolved, having done it once, never to move his eyeballs again. A dusty thudding in his head made the scene before him beat like a pulse.

Osamu Dazai - Blue Bamboo: Japanese Tales of Fantasy

Any connoisseur knows you've got to be drunk to really enjoy a good romance.

Wallace Thurman - Infants of the Spring

Beloved, we join hands here to pray for gin. An aridity defiles us. Our innards thirst for the juice of juniper. Something must be done. The drought threatens to destroy us. Surely, God who let manna fall from the heavens so that the holy children of Israel might eat, will not let the equally holy children of Niggeratti Manor die from the want of a little gin. Children, let us pray.

Laura Anderson Kurk - Perfect Glass

I get that. For you, it’s more than following a bunch of rules—no sex, no booze, no swear words, pray every night and twice on Sunday.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana -

Sniffing glue is a homeless nonbeliever's prayer.

P.G. Wodehouse - Doctor Sally

Squiffy, have you ever felt a sort of strange emptiness in the heart? A sort of aching void of the soul?''Oh, rather!''What do you do about it?''I generally take a couple of cocktails.

Dennis Lehane - Shutter Island

Teddy wondered, and not for the first time, not by a long shot, if this was the day that missing her would finally be too much for him.

Stanley Victor Paskavich -

Alcohol's been keeping depression alive and well for over ten thousand years.

Kris Kidd - I Can't Feel My Face

I dye my jeans jet black once a week, but they never seem dark enough. I bleach my hair bright white twice a month but it never seems light enough. I drink two and a half bottles of champagne every night but I never seem drunk enough. And I know I’m not high enough until someone grabs my face to check my vision to see if I’m still responsive— And even then, I’m thinking to myself that I should probably do one more line, you know, just to be safe.

Joan Didion - Blue Nights

Alcohol has its own well-know defects as a medication for depression but no one has ever suggested - ask any doctor - that it is not the most effective anti-anxiety agent yet known.

Joseph Roth - Hotel Savoy

They talk about prohibition in America. What can one do in a country such as that?   'What does one do in America when one is sad - without alcohol?' asks Zwonimir.

Patrick McGrath -

Soon enough the tears came but of course nobody came down to see if she was all right, it was just the slut in the kitchen who'd ruined their lives, getting drunk of neat gin and howling for her lost lunatic offer.

David Sedaris - Naked

Every gathering has its moment. As an adult, I distract myself by trying to identify it, dreading the inevitable downswing that is sure to follow. The guests will repeat themselves one too many times, or you'll run out of dope or liquor and realize that it was all you ever had in common.

Yuhta Nishio - Vol. 1

You're a bad man who made her pound a shot of Jäger.

Sylvia Plath -

Usually after a good puke you feel better right away. We hugged each other and then said good-bye and went off to opposite ends of the hall to lie down in our own rooms. There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.

pleasefindthis - Intentional Dissonance

Booze makes you stupid and like it. It makes you fall around and not care. And eventually, stupid is the only way you know how to be. Cocaine makes you feel important, that life matters, that you matter. That the music is better than it really is. That every conversation is profound and that all pretenses have been stripped away. Ecstasy makes you dance all night and love your friends so much, in a way that you've never been able to tell them about before. Acid makes you see pretty colours and m

Megan Mayhew Bergman - Almost Famous Women: Stories

Worrying about parents is a waste of time. It’s your life. Let’s have a martini.

Cathy Burnham Martin - The Bimbo Has Brains: And Other Freaky Facts

No one else “makes” us do anything. They can’t make us nag them, or make us angry, or make us have to strike out at them, or make us drink alcohol, or make us yell at them, or anything else. We are responsible for our choices, including our responses and reactions.

B.J. Neblett -

Sex mirrored our drinking; both defined our relationship: selfish, detached, indulgent and satisfying.

Graham Greene - The Heart of the Matter

There was a tacit understanding between them that 'liquor helped' growing more miserable with every glass one hoped for the moment of relief.

Amit Kalantri - Wealth of Words

Mixing old wine with new wine is stupidity, but mixing old wisdom with new wisdom is maturity.

Amit Kalantri - Wealth of Words

Hunger gives flavour to the food.

Amit Kalantri - Wealth of Words

All worries are less with wine.

Amit Kalantri - Wealth of Words

Some people when they see cheese, chocolate or cake they don't think of calories.

Amit Kalantri - Wealth of Words

The salt is to the food, what soul is to the body.

Amit Kalantri - Wealth of Words

A good food is mouthwatering when you see it and finger licking when you eat it.

Amit Kalantri - Wealth of Words

We love our mother because she cares and also because she cooks.

George R.R. Martin - A Clash of Kings

There are worse ways to die than warm and drunk.

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