Quotes about bank

Muhammad Yunus -

The Grameen Bank Ordinance with amendments up to 2008 is a beautiful legal structure for the fulfillment of the ideals and objectives of the bank. Any change in this structure will be devastating for the bank.

Nina Easton -

Public anger over bank bailouts was as much about fairness as the billions of dollars spent.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana -

When a man's bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do the same, his woman's body — or vagina — has to do the opposite.

Grove Karl Gilbert -

Knowledge of Nature is an account at bank, where each dividend is added to the principal and the interest is ever compounded; and hence it is that human progress, founded on natural knowledge, advances with ever increasing speed.

Ursula K. Le Guin - The Dispossessed

He tried to read an elementary economics text; it bored him past endurance, it was like listening to somebody interminably recounting a long and stupid dream. He could not force himself to understand how banks functioned and so forth, because all the operations of capitalism were as meaningless to him as the rites of a primitive religion, as barbaric, as elaborate, and as unnecessary. In a human sacrifice to deity there might be at least a mistaken and terrible beauty; in the rites of the moneyc

John Steinbeck - The Grapes of Wrath

The bank - the monster has to have profits all the time. It can't wait. It'll die. No, taxes go on. When the monster stops growing, it dies. It can't stay one size.

Dick Gregory -

You know, I always say white is not a colour, white is an attitude, and if you haven't got trillions of dollars in the bank that you don't need, you can't be white.

J. Paul Getty -

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.

Dan Gilbert -

Anybody who dies with money in the bank is a failure.

Sherrod Brown -

The failure of one regional bank, assuming it is following a traditional model, will not threaten the entire system.

Shane Ross -

The politicians looked after the mandarins. The mandarins looked after the central bankers and the regulators. (The governor of the Central Bank was paid more in 2008 than the chairman of the US Federal Reserve, as was the chief executive of the Financial Regulator.) The Central Bankers looked after the bankers. The bankers looked after IBEC. And IBEC looked after the government. The circle of oligarchs was watertight.

Anonymous -

A banker is a man who lends you an umbrella when the weather is fair and takes it away from you when it rains.

Thomas Jefferson -

Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies.

Murray Rothbard -

The most famous and one of the most thoroughgoing opponents of bank credit was Thomas Jefferson. Jefferson reacted to the panic of 1819 as a confirmation of his pessimistic views on banks.

Joe Garagiola -

One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.

Somya Kedia -

Dream in colours, for hues are vibrant. Paint each day with a smile. In days of past, don't grieve; Make new deposit to the pleasant memory bank! Let your life be a reason for others to LIVE.

Catherynne M. Valente - The Girl Who Soared Over Fairyland and Cut the Moon in Two

A Bank is but a college of Fiscal Magic.

Ben Bernanke -

The more guidance a central bank can provide the public about how policy is likely to evolve the greater the chance that market participants will make appropriate inferences.

Erin Moran -

The first interview I went on I got at age 5. It was a commercial for First Federal Bank.

Jean-Jacques Rousseau -

Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.

Robert Zoellick -

The Congress has had an uneasy relationship with banks and bankers since Alexander Hamilton. It took the United States until 1913 to set up a central bank. The Federal Reserve earned its hard-won independence over years of effort.

Ian Lustick -

The leadership of the Palestinian Authority is not held in high regard by most of the population of the West Bank. They're seen as living relatively high off the hog and certainly not accomplishing anything vis-a-vis the Israelis.

Edmund Phelps -

Chancellor Angela Merkel and Wolfgang Schaeuble, her finance minister, are right to oppose fiscal and bank unions without political union.

Jeroen Dijsselbloem -

If I finance a bank and I know if the bank will get in trouble, I will be hit and I will lose money, I will put a price on that.

Alice Rivlin -

The job of the Central Bank is to worry.

Woody Allen -

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

Tina Brown -

Top doctors, I have come to believe, are as big a menace to your health as top money managers are to your bank account. They are almost never available to talk to.

Naveen Jain -

The real metric of success isn't the size of your bank account. It's the number of lives in whom you might be able to make a positive difference.

Samantha Barks -

I've looked after my money. As I started working around my third birthday, my first check went straight to the bank.

Lou Holtz -

When the bank asks me about my assets, I include my friendship with Regis Philbin.

Bob Hope -

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

Muhammad Yunus -

I went to the bank and proposed that they lend money to the poor people. The bankers almost fell over.

Steve Allen -

Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their bank balances.

Norman Spinrad -

When you're in the States and you're a writer and you've got money and you walk into a bank, you're a bum with money.

Dan Quayle -

Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement.

Phyllis Diller -

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

Steven Wright -

I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some sugar.'

Will Ferrell -

I did plenty of jobs that I hated. I was a bank teller and terrible at it. I parked cars, a valet. I answered phones. I somehow avoided being a waiter. I knew I wouldn't be able to keep the order straight. I'm not much of a multi-tasker.

Yasser Arafat -

Our law is a Jordanian law that we inherited, which applies to both the West Bank and Gaza, and sets the death penalty for those who sell land to Israelis.

Jay Woodman - SPAN

from RIVERMy body is filled with sand. The heavy grains flow from my eyes and seek somewhere to fall.Speak to me friends. Tell me I am free to go now, for I need to sit alone in the sun on the river bank, juggling pebbles.

Philippe Riès -

If you owe ten pounds to the Bank of England, you get thrown in jail, but if you owe a million pounds, they invite you to sit on the Board

Mark Twain -

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

Steven Magee -

The legal system has been designed to rob the bank accounts of the common people.

Kamand Kojouri -

I left the bankbecause they wouldn’t deposit my cheque of poems.So I went to the store,but they didn’t acceptmy currency of words.So I boxed all my storiesand took them to charity.But they refused my donation and asked me to give blood instead.I opened the notebooks and made them look, 'What do you think I wrote these in?

Kate McGahan -

Love lives in the humblest of places. It doesn't matter how big your house is, how nice your car is, how big your bank vault is...it only matters how much your heart can hold.

Vann Chow - Shanghai Nobody

He advised that I could invest in stocks to make money. Given that I have a negative balance, that was where the conversation stopped.

Anthony Liccione -

When water fountains start charging to drink, then you know we have a problem.

Sunday Adelaja -

A data bank holding all the information that is in this universe can be found in God

Toba Beta - Master of Stupidity

Smartass Disciple: Master, can you trust this bank to keep your money safe?Master of Stupidity: Well, I can put a bit less distrust on this bank than others.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana -

If we were not impressed by job titles, suits, and jargon, we would demand that financial advisors show us their personal bank statements before they tell us what we could or should do with our own money.

Amit Kalantri - Wealth of Words

Making a product is just an activity, making a profit on a product is the achievement.

Carlos Wallace - The Other 99 T.Y.M.E.S: Train Your Mind to Enjoy Serenity

We must learn to choose between lining our bank accounts and being accountable for our future.

James C. Dobson - Life on the Edge: The Next Generation's Guide to a Meaningful Future

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