Quotes about computer

Jamais Cascio -

Computer programmers, biotechnologists, environmental scientists, neuroscientists, nanotech engineers - all of these fields, and more, should have at least a course in ethics as part of their degree requirements.

Claudio Encarnacion Montero -

If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

Robin Wells -

Writing is a lot like making soup. My subconscious cooks the idea, but I have to sit down at the computer to pour it out.

Steven Magee - Health Forensics

USA schools know that computer electromagnetic interference (EMI) emissions, WiFi and campus cell towers are radiation poisoning the children and the government is determined to keep on doing it.

Genereux Philip -

If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.

Genereux Philip -

If ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing.

Genereux Philip -

Bitch, if I ain't a G, I'm an OG

Genereux Philip -

I'm the G when you spell OG

Douglas Adams -

First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII — and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we've realized it's a brochure.

Donald Ervin Knuth - Things a Computer Scientist Rarely Talks About

Science is what we understand well enough to explain to a computer art is everything else.

Scott Meyers - Effective C++: 55 Specific Ways to Improve Your Programs and Designs

That doesn't upset too many people, but the fact that accessibility restrictions don't enter into the picture has caused more than one otherwise pacifistic soul to contemplate distinctly unpacifistic actions.

Cuthbert Soup - Another Whole Nother Story

You see, unlike most writers today, I do not use a computer. I write the old-fashioned way: on the walls of caves.

Michael Finkel - The Stranger in the Woods: The Extraordinary Story of the Last True Hermit

It's possible that Knight believed he was one of the few sane people left. He was confounded by the idea that passing the prime of your life in a cubicle, spending hours a day at a computer, in exchange for money, was considered acceptable, but relaxing in a tent in the woods was disturbed. Observing the trees was indolent; cutting them down was enterprising. What did Knight do for a living? He lived for a living.

Steven Magee -

Computers and mobile devices are becoming known for their inherent insecurities and the ability to damage the long term health of the users.

Olivia Sudjic - Sympathy

That night I dreamt about the roses laid at the wrong feet—the feet of the nurse. Each bit of the dream was like a hyperlink. I pressed on one, wanting answers, and it took me to another. I could never get to the meaning at the bottom of any of the bits. When I reached for the petals of the roses, I was touching a metal seatbelt buckle in a coach, driving by night through a remote place, with a band of mist running parallel to the glass I leant against.

Jaron Lanier -

The most important thing about a technology is how it changes people.

E.A. Bucchianeri - Brushstrokes of a Gadfly

No one messes around with a nerd’s computer and escapes unscathed.

Anthony T. Hincks -

A.I. might be straight out of science fiction, but it's going to turn into man's worst nightmare.

Ifeanyi Enoch Onuoha -

Some people today are wandering generalities instead of meaningful specifics because they have failed to discover and mine the wealth of potentials in them.

Michael Bassey Johnson -

The world is changing rapidly, and everyone changes along with the world. Discoveries is now becoming rampant; intellectually, technologically,etc, each having its advantage and disadvantage.

Rebecca McNutt -

There's no reason that anything should ever become obsolete, whether it be VHS tapes, celluloid film, print books or even the previous versions of a computer operating system, as long as even just one person still wants them around. After all, one thing leads to another, old inventions are the basis for new ones, inventors and designers and scientists and hobbyists worked hard to create all these things, so don't they deserve some respect, enough not to have their ideas buried in the dust by the

Steven Magee -

The Mauna Kea night shift was an 18 hour night in wintertime at the 13,796 feet summit (before sunset to after sunrise) with insufficient time for adequate sleep before the next night shift. Night shift was between 5 and 8 nights long and we slept at 9,200 feet. We sat at a desk staring at four large computer monitors and a large cathode ray tube television. I would also use my Wi-Fi laptop computer. I would have extreme fatigue by the end of every night shift and have chapped lips which I now a

Greg Egan - Permutation City

How does it feel to be seven thousand years old?""That depends.""On what?""On how I want to feel.

Vikrmn - Corpkshetra

Irony, we want our handwriting to look like typed fonts, and our computer fonts to look like handwritten text.

Enock Maregesi -

My novels are set in a global space and pace. However, I have never visited most of the places. I wrote my first book in London but the story took the reader to places in Mexico, Denmark and Russia, and carefully avoided London. I access these global locations with my feet planted in front of my computer. I will use my internet connection to carefully enter the streets of a foreign city and find out how long it will take my main character to get from the airport to the city center – and if there

Stephen King - 11/22/63

I had been hobbled, perhaps even crippled by a pervasive internet society I had come to depend on and take for granted... hit enter and let Google, that twenty-first century Big Brother, take care of the rest.In the Derry of 1958, the most up-to-date computers were the size of small housing developments, and the local paper was no help. What did that leave? I remembered a sociology prof I’d had in college - a sarcastic old bastard - who used to say, When all else fails, give up and go to the lib

Michael Monroe - Afterlife

The storage capacity of the average human brain is two-hundred and fifty-six exabytes. However, the average adult human only uses approximately one billionth of that storage space effectively. This means my knowledge capacity is approximately three thousand trillion times that of your average human.

Laurence J. Peter - The Peter Principle

The computer may be incompetent in itself--that is, unable to do the work for which it was designed. This kind of incompetence can never be eliminated, because the Peter Principle applies in the plants where computers are designed and manufactured.

Erol Ozan -

A mind is a simulation that simulates itself.

K.M. Shea -

Patients, beings who want to be rehabilitated, send me questions See? I answer them real fast, 1 2 3 done Like so You get?' Toby said, his pale green fingers clattering across the keyboard. 'I think so,' I said, shifting in my chair.'Okay hear we go First question: I just moved to a new city and there's a school next door All the kids, every last student, wear the same clothes Are they all related Is this one of those mafia families I need to be careful around You know the answer? Toby asked, sw

Michael Sipser - Introduction to the Theory of Computation

Theory is relevant to you because it shows you a new, simpler, and more elegant side of computers, which we normally consider to be complicated machines. The best computer designs and applications are conceived with elegance in mind. A theoretical course can heighten your aesthetic sense and help you build more beautiful systems.

Steven Magee -

Eating organic for good health and spending your day sitting down using a wireless computer that is next to a WiFi router is a classic case of Yin & Yang.

Steven Magee -

Windows 10 on both an old 2011 upgraded computer and a new 2016 computer was an excruciating experience

Olivia Sudjic - Sympathy

I hope when this is done I'll be able to get back into my happy gardening vibe that was so healthy for me. I want to go back to my routine and my morning ritual with the compost, but it will probably be that my life will split in two. New Leaf Gardening in Wood Green will be happening in parallel to a fantasy that runs along the bottom of that screen like a ticker. Alice will be fine. Rabbit will stay up tonight, and every night. Resending and resending, reopening the page to see if she has resp

Benjamin R. Smith - Atlas

When I was a kid, they had a saying, 'to err is human but to really fuck it up takes a computer.’

Henry S.F. Cooper Jr. - XIII: The Apollo Flight That Failed

As additional precautions, Kranz requested that a two-hundred-foot radio antenna (called a deep-space dish) in Australia be added to the global network tracking and communicating with the spacecraft, and that additional computers at the Goddard Space Flight Center in Maryland be what he called "cranked up" -- made ready for use. He also telephoned the Real Time Computer Complex on the ground floor of the Operations Wing to ask that an additional I.B.M. computer be brought onto the line.

Steven Magee -

It is reasonable to think that if you spend your days indoors under artificial lights, staring at a screen, sitting in computer electromagnetic interference (EMI) fields and exposed to radio waves, that you may eventually develop a strange form of radiation sickness.

Jazz Feylynn -

One two, one two, Type a word or two. Arrow left, arrow right, Keep those fingers nice and tight.Keys up, Keys down,Move those digits all around.One two, one two, Type a word or two.

Deyth Banger -

12 Hours on the computer... sounds like I am vip... few people stay on computer so long or not big %.

Deyth Banger -

...Few more seconds....let's just check out this and this and this... one more minute.... OH, OH my god it's 12 P.M. and times has went so fast... (The Computer Effect!)

Daniel Suarez - Kill Decision

They’re called sock puppets. We create armies of artificial online personas – user accounts that espouse views certain interested parties want espoused. We flood forums, online comment sections, social media. ... It’s amazing what a few people and a little money can accomplish online. Our puppets have turned whole elections. … Everything the public sees is managed. If there’s a valuable brand to protect – whether it’s a person or a dish soap – these fuckers are out there protecting it, shaping t

Richard Edward Harding - The Summerhouse Project: Cryptic Visions

Most of everything is very little of not very much at all.

Herbert Simon -

In the computer field, the moment of truth is a running program; all else is prophecy.

Alan Perlis -

Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.

Bill Gates -

This whole phenomenon of the computer in a library is an amazing thing.

Neil Kurshan -

Family life is not a computer program that runs on its own it needs continual input from everyone.

Nicholas Negroponte -

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation.

Howard Rheingold -

When designers replaced the command line interface with the graphical user interface, billions of people who are not programmers could make use of computer technology.

Steven Magee -

Windows 7 is on its way to being an obsolete product. Keeping it on your computer long term will leave you with an obsolete computer. Windows 10 has numerous problems, but lack of support soon is not one of them.

Steven Magee -

After two months of horrible computer problems, I had concluded that the free Windows 10 installation was an unreliable lobotomized operating system as compared to Windows 7 on a 2011 HP G72-B50US laptop computer.

Steve Jobs -

What a computer is to me is the most remarkable tool that we have ever come up with. It's the equivalent of a bicycle for our minds.

Ali AlJa'bari -

You can tell if a person is organized by checking his desktop.

Amit Kalantri -

Software testing is a sport like hunting, it's bughunting.

Jaron Lanier - You Are Not a Gadget

Something like missionary reductionism has happened to the internet with the rise of web 2.0. The strangeness is being leached away by the mush-making process. Individual web pages as they first appeared in the early 1990S had the flavor of personhood. MySpace preserved some of that flavor, though a process of regularized formatting had begun. Facebook went further, organizing people into multiple-choice identities, while Wikipedia seeks to erase point of view entirely.If a church or government

Rachel Caine - Midnight Alley

We should do this on computer," she said, chalking it carefully for the eighty-ninth time. "With a drawing pad.""Nonsense. You're lucky I don't make you inscribe it with a stylus on a wax tablet, like the old days," Myrnin snorted. "Children. Spoiled children, always playing with the shinest toy.""Computers are more efficient!""I can perform calculations on that abacus faster than you can solve them on your computer," Myrnin sneered.Okay, now he was pissing her off. "Prove it!""What?""Prove it."

Jeremy Tiang - Durians Are Not the Only Fruit

I am writing this on a computer that I can’t imagine living without. This is an alarming thought, the extent to which I have organised my life around a metal box full of wires (and, via the Internet, to many other metal boxes full of wires). Someone told me most of the Internet is stored in a warehouse somewhere in North Carolina. I don’t know enough about technology to gauge if this is true, but it made me realise how little I actually understand about the world I inhabit. The world of Dr Wong’

Bill Loguidice Matt Barton -

As history has shown, any new computing device capable of running a game will, by hook or by crook, soon have them available. (aka, the "Loguidice Law")

Stan Kelly Bootle -

Database Management System [Origin: Data + Latin basus "low, mean, vile, menial, degrading, ounterfeit."] A complex set of interrelational data structures allowing data to be lost in many convenient sequences while retaining a complete record of the logical relations between the missing items. -- From The Devil's DP Dictionary

Karen Quan - liQUID PROse QUOtes

I really hate that I need my glasses while using my laptop. What I hate even more is that I need those glasses to be full of vodka at all times.-Karen Quan and Jarod Kintz

Steven Magee - Curing Electromagnetic Hypersensitivity

People with Electromagnetic Hypersensitivity (EHS) are known to put their computer equipment several feet away from them with a large monitor on a big font and they use a wired USB keyboard and mouse to control it.

Mark Twain - 000 Bequest and Other Stories

At the beginning of that interval a type-machine was a curiosity. The person who owned one was a curiosity, too. But now it is the other way about: the person who doesn't own one is a curiosity.

Marc Goodman - and What We Can Do About It

If you control the code, you control the world. This is the future that awaits us.

Deyth Banger -

Computer are incredible coded, they fascinating me... as for sex... I don't need it, there is pornography so much that I won't finish watching... so far I won't...live so much on this planet to check out everything.

Francis A. Schaeffer - How Should We Then Live? The Rise and Decline of Western Thought and Culture

Yet the possibility of information storage, beyond what men and governments ever had before, can make available at the touch of a button a man's total history (including remarks put on his record by his kindergarten teacher about his ability and character). And with the computer must be placed the modern scientific technical capability which exists for wholesale monitoring of telephone, cable, Telex and microwave transmissions which carry much of today's spoken and written communications. The co

Mark Twain - 000 Bequest and Other Stories

It had as many immoralities as the machine of today has virtues. After a year or two I found that it was degrading my character, so I thought I would give it to Howells.

Rebecca McNutt -

What goes up, must come down." Well, Issac Newton's law doesn't apply to the internet. That's what people don't realize. When you put something up, as long as there is an internet there will be that same stuff. When you're a senior citizen, what you uploaded to Facebook at a high school party will still be there. Whatever you upload to the internet, no matter how strong your passwords and security are, guaranteed the government or some advertising corporation will look at what you post someday.

David Chiles -

It's proper Netiquette to view in-App webpages in a mobile browser for better security. NetworkEtiquette.net

Steve Wozniak -

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window

Darynda Jones - Brighter Than the Sun

I also become the local computer nerd. The administration brings me in to fix all the computers, I create viruses to invade at a specific day and time. They call me in, and I eradicate my own virus, only to plant another one to go into effect a couple months later. They ask me why I can't just fix the computers once and for all. I tell them to quit going to porn sites and it will stay fixed. That shuts them up every time.

Alan Perlis -

If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.

John F. Kennedy -

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.

Isaac Asimov -

Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.

Peter Drucker -

The computer is a moron.

Norman Ralph Augustine -

One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'

Paul Kantner -

You couldn't have fed the '50s into a computer and come out with the '60s.

Christopher Plummer -

I'm too old-fashioned to use a computer. I'm too old-fashioned to use a quill.

Eugene Jarvis -

The only legitimate use of a computer is to play games.

Robert Orben -

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

Bill Budge -

The power of the computer is starting to spread.

Genereux Philip -

Trust the vibes you get, energy doesn’t lie.

Joseph Campbell -

Myths are public dreams, dreams are private myths.We must be willing to get rid of the life we planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us.I have bought this wonderful machine — a computer ... it seems to me to be an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy.

Ravindra Shukla - A Maverick Heart: Between Love and Life

Computers can not dream, they can not visualize – That is your part and that’s how you create, innovate and make difference.

CSTPimentel -

I know for a fact that no matter where I go, the memory and the suffering of not being with you will cripple me. I will go to work, fire up my PC, only to check if you're online. I will hover the pointer to your name, it will pop your contact details--just the contact details, no photo, no one-liners, no sign of what we used to have--but I shall linger and stare at it for hours. I will attempt to start a chat, but will close it without even a word to type. I will try to divert my thoughts back t

Paul R. Halmos -

The spectacular thing about Johnny [von Neumann] was not his power as a mathematician, which was great, or his insight and his clarity, but his rapidity; he was very, very fast. And like the modern computer, which no longer bothers to retrieve the logarithm of 11 from its memory (but, instead, computes the logarithm of 11 each time it is needed), Johnny didn't bother to remember things. He computed them. You asked him a question, and if he didn't know the answer, he thought for three seconds and

Steven Magee -

You know that when your partner deletes their messages to a past lover after being accused of cheating, then it is likely that they were being unfaithful in some way.

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