Quotes about golf

Jon Stewart -

The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, they're going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him.

Ronnie O'Sullivan -

My dad's method in his madness was to try every sport and then observe what I liked. I played football, tennis, golf, cricket but I loved my snooker.

Bertrand Russell -

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.

Lorii Myers - Competitive Approach to Achieving Personal Success

The value of routine trusting your swing.

Ivanka Trump -

BLT Prime at Trump National Doral is essential after a long day on the golf course. The popover bread alone is enough to keep me coming back!

Bobby Locke -

The real success in golf lies in turning three shots into two.

P. G. Wodehouse -

Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.

Bryant Gumbel -

Your emotions are exposed when you play golf: humility, pride, anger, it all comes out with each swing. You lay it all on the line.

Matthew Goode -

Golf courses are beautiful, it's good for the soul and it gets out the anger... well, if you don't care about the score then you won't have a heart attack.

Lee Westwood -

People always say golfers don't smile. But there is so much psychology in golf so we have to be a bit robotic.

Dave Barry -

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

Andy Raskin -

As far as I’m concerned, eighteen holes of golf is the only happiness that money can buy. - Momofuku Ando

John Dunn - Loopers: A Caddie's Twenty-Year Golf Odyssey

The mornings came hard, and our caddie master, Dick Millweed, had a temper that could make a hangover seem like a seismic fracture. He was a small man with a soft, friendly voice. He was not intimidating at all, until he lost it. In his defense, he took shit from all sides - from the members who wanted their favorite caddie and their preferred tee time, from the golf staff who wanted him to perform a million menial duties, and from us when we showed up bleary eyed and incoherent and sometimes di

P.G. Wodhouse -

It was a morning when all nature shouted "Fore!" The breeze, as it blew gently up from the valley, seemed to bring a message of hope and cheer, whispering of chip-shots holed and brassies landing squarely on the meat. The fairway, as yet unscarred by the irons of a hundred dubs, smiled greenly up at the azure sky; and the sun, peeping above the trees, looked like a giant golf-ball perfectly lofted by the mashie of some unseen god and about to drop dead by the pin of the eighteenth.

J.R. Rim -

Light is found on the green.

Ben Hogan -

A well hit golf shot is a feeling that goes up the shaft, right through your hands and into your heart.

Colleen Ferrary Bader -

I hope you're golfing today.

Lorii Myers - Competitive Approach to Achieving Personal Success

Sometimes not getting what you want is a brilliant stroke of luck.

James Ross -

Stay true to yourself and listen to your inner voice. It will lead you to your dream.

Colleen Ferrary Bader -

I have spent my entire lifetime trying to figure out how to connect work and passion. When I finally figured it out, life became so much more beautiful!

Tiger Woods -

if you gone come in second, you're just the first loser!

Colleen Ferrary Bader -

When I was 15, a well off man told me the secret to success was golf. It took me until I became 30 to realize it was the true. Today, you couldn't convince me otherwise.

Colleen Ferrary Bader -

Golf sits in that beautiful junction between perfection and frustration.

Sandeep Sahajpal -

Stocks are also like Golf; while you are sure to hit a birdie, eagle, albatross, you wind up hitting one or two over par!

Lorii Myers - Develop the Right Business Attitude to be Successful in the Workplace

Consider the value of doing what you love and being paid for it! This is truly a golfer’s dream.

Arnold Palmer - A Life Well Played: My Stories

I always knew what was most important to me. When I was growing up, nothing was more important than golf, but that’s the attitude of a young person who hasn’t a care in the world. Later on I figured it out. Family was first. Always. Then golf and business come after.

John Updike - Rabbit at Rest

TV families and your own are hard to tell apart, except your isn't interrupted every six minutes by commercials and theirs don't get bogged down into nothingness, a state where nothing happens, no skit, no zany visitors, no outburst on the laugh track, nothing at all but boredom and a lost feeling, especially when you get up in the morning and the moon is still shining and men are making noisy bets on the first tee.

J.R. Rim -

There's a reason why golfers walk forward to their next shot. It's to move on.

Gerald R. Ford -

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.

P.G. Wodehouse - Doctor Sally

Excuse me, I must go and putt

Lorii Myers - The Fit Mind-Fit Body Strategy Book

Put some action on your good intentions!

Jim Hawkins - Tales from Augusta

After missing the cut at the 1957 Masters because of poor putting, Hogan retired to the clubhouse and suggested that putting should no longer be a part of the game. “If I had my way,” Hogan grumbled, “every golf green would be made into a huge funnel. You hit the funnel and the ball would roll down a pipe into the hole. I’ve always considered that golf is one game,” Hogan added, “and putting another.

Pawan Mishra - Coinman: An Untold Conspiracy

…golf was no longer the most interesting sport to the corporate czars because they found playing with natural balls much more satisfying.

Ian Fleming - Goldfinger

The difference between a good golf shot and a bad one is the same as the difference between a beautiful and a plain woman --a matter of millimetres.

Martin Sheen -

Those years on the golf course as a caddie, boy, those people were something. They were vulgar, some were alcoholics, racist, they were very difficult people to deal with. A lot of them didn't have a sense of humor.

Ray Romano -

If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it.

Nancy Gibbs -

Modesty means admitting the possibility of error, subsuming the self for the good of the whole, remaining open to surprise and the gifts that only failure can bring. There are many ways to practice it. Try taking up golf. Or making your own bagels. Or raising a teenager.

Rickie Fowler -

I don't want to be just known for the way I dress. I want to be known for how I play, how I treat people, and how I am as a role model. I don't just want to be, 'He dresses cool' or 'He dresses crazy.' You're going to have lovers and haters. I want my golf game to be the main thing.

Tiger Woods -

It's cool now to play golf.

Victoria Pendleton -

You have to be realistic. I'd love to be more famous, have lots of people supporting me, people knowing my name, but I need a tennis racket or a golf club or to play football. Being a female, I don't stand a chance.

Dan Jenkins -

I quickly discovered that trying to go play golf while living in Manhattan was about as easy as trying to grab a taxi while standing out in front of Saks Fifth Avenue in the freezing rain on the last shopping day before Christmas.

Gilbert K. Chesterton -

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

John Updike -

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.

Michael Jordan -

I won't have any competitive instincts in any sports, other than golf. I can't see being competitive in sports any more.

Howard Jacobson -

I wouldn't dream of watching motor racing, cycling, or golf - which aren't truly sports anyway.

Shia LaBeouf -

When you look at golf films before us they're all - garbage or satire. A lot of sports films tend to vilify the opposition. Where the opposition becomes this big angry monster, so big you can't beat him.

Jason Day -

I did play other sports growing up. I played cricket and all those other things, but I was just so much more talented in golf, and that's all I wanted to do.

Ben Hogan -

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?

Billy Graham -

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

Matthew McConaughey -

I'm a golfer, and what are the two sports you can do till you drop? Golf and surfing. They're great for you limber-wise, they're great for you health-wise, and they put you in sweet locations.

William Wordsworth -

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

Marilyn Monroe -

I have never cared especially for outdoor sports and have no desire to excel at tennis, swimming, or golf. I'll leave those things to the men.

Jack Lemmon -

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

Sam Snead -

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.

H. G. Wells -

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.

Woodrow Wilson -

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

P. G. Wodehouse -

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

Mark Twain -

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

Ben Hogan -

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.

Bob Hope -

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

Tiger Woods -

Don't force your kids into sports. I never was. To this day, my dad has never asked me to go play golf. I ask him. It's the child's desire to play that matters, not the parent's desire to have the child play. Fun. Keep it fun.

Ernest Hemingway -

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.

Paul Harvey -

Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore,' shoot six, and write down five.

Rogers Hornsby -

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.

Will Rogers -

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Dan Jenkins -

The key to any good sports story is identifying the defining moment. In football games or a boxing match, it's usually pretty obvious. But in golf, sometimes it happens on Thursday. Usually it's Sunday, but guys who don't know the game, they can miss it.

Jack Nicklaus -

There isn't a flaw in his golf or his makeup. He will win more majors than Arnold Palmer and me combined. Somebody is going to dust my records. It might as well be Tiger, because he's such a great kid.

Jack Nicklaus -

He has the finest, fundamentally sound golf swing I've ever seen.

Shaquille O'Neal -

If you got the game, you got the game. That's why Tiger Woods is out there playing golf with Greg Norman.

Bobby Jones -

Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course... the space between your ears.

Jim Bishop -

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.

Robert Wilson Lynd -

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.

Roger Kahn -

Tennis and golf are best played, not watched.

Harry Vardon -

Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.

Al Boliska -

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

George Deukmejian -

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

Mike Weir -

You just don't have the time to worry about what others are doing. You just want to take care of your own business. You are focused on that tee shot on the 10th tee and making it to the finish line. It's one of the most stressful moments in professional golf, but you have worked so hard to get to that point, that it really is fun.

Tiger Woods -

I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what you love.

Jack Nicklaus -

Golf is game of respect and sportsmanship we have to respect its traditions and its rules.

Arnold Palmer -

I've stated my position, and that is that we do not need a contraption to play the game of golf. I would hope that we'd play under one set of rules, and those rules would include a ban on the long putter hooked to the body in some way, shape or form.

Jack Nicklaus -

I don't believe in luck. Not in golf, anyway. There are good bounces and bad bounces, sure, but the ball is round and so is the hole. If you find yourself in a position where you hope for luck to pull you through, you're in serious trouble.

James Patterson - Miracles ... and Golf

I made a pleasant discovery. You work hard at something eight hours a day, you get better. Not a lot better necessarily, but a little better, and that's just fine, because improving at golf, or anything else probably, is just a matter of making an endless series of tiny improvements.

Arnold Palmer - A Life Well Played: My Stories

To hope is to wait for things to come to you. To dream is part of the process of setting goals and then striving to achieve them. You first must dream of doing things before you can do them.

Sean Connery -

I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn't speak English and I couldn't speak French, so there was little chance of us getting involved in any boring conversations - that's why we got married really quickly.

Lee Trevino -

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

Groucho Marx -

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.

Paul Michael Glaser -

I've been writing a lot, I've a few projects I'm trying to finance, I do some acting, I do some directing... Apart from that, if I could get lower that a ten handicap on my golf game I'd be thrilled.

Angel Cabrera -

You should welcome getting older in golf. With greater knowledge of your swing, you, too, can keep improving.

Mario Andretti -

With tennis, you can go pick up a racket, take a lesson, and understand how much talent and skill it takes to be as good as the top pros. Same with golf: pick up a club. But not many can go out and get in a race car and experience a drive at over 200 miles an hour.

Bill Murray -

But I can only take so much TV, because there is so much advice. I find people will preach about virtually anything - your diet, how to live your life, how to improve your golf. The lot. I have always had a thing against the Mister Know-It-Alls.

Nancy Lopez -

Do your best, one shot at a time and then move on. Remember that golf is just a game.

Ben Huh -

Journalism is a craft that takes years to learn. It's like golf. You never get it right all the time. It's a game of fewer errors, better facts, and better reporting.

Donald Trump -

Owning a great golf course gives you great power.

Darius Rucker -

I believe that one of the reasons I get to play golf all over the world is because of the barriers that Lee Elder broke down. I just think he's amazing.

Arnold Palmer -

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening - and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented.

Larry Fitzgerald -

For me, take Tiger Woods. I always thought he was great, but I never truly understood how good he was until I had the chance to go to Tiger Woods Golf Camp. He taught me how to swing and was hitting the ball, and this dude was unreal.

Bernie Mac -

When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.

Nursultan Nazarbayev -

We know that golf is an ancient game with great history and tradition, but our golf is only 10 years old so don't judge us too harshly.

Rory McIlroy -

You know I need that cockiness, the self-belief, arrogance, swagger, whatever you want to call it, I need that on the golf course to bring the best out of myself. So you know once I leave the golf course, you know that all gets left there.

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