Quotes about humor-inspirational

Humor makes a lasting impression of great moments awkward or pleasant

Analyse it chance of getting succeed are always greater than failure

Too young to care Too old to change.

Women the supreme masters of the bait and switch.”D’Artagnan Bloodhawke

Life is a great big canvas throw all tje paint you can at it.

God helps those who strut their stuff.

No matter where life takes me, you'll find me with a smile. Presumed to be happy, always laughing like a child. I never thought life could be this sweet! It's got me cheesing from cheek to cheek!

Whoever said that money didn't buy happiness was a damn fool. A damn fool who'd never been poor.

Why sadness was created?So we could rest from laughing.

I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day.

A loud smile is often a fake laugh.

...it’s just another one of those things I don’t understand: everyone impresses upon you how unique you are, encouraging you to cultivate your individuality while at the same time trying to squish you and everyone else into the same ridiculous mould. It’s an artist’s right to rebel against the world’s stupidity.

To ugly ducklings everywhere,Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons:They'll never get to be swans

Regret is good. It proves you have a conscience.

Don't underestimate the power of humor and the ability to laugh at yourself to deliver peace and serenity.

Faith often comes from patience and remembering that sometimes patience is taking a deep breath and listening to that little voice on the inside saying, 'Don't worry, everything is going to be all right.

Appreciate youthfulness and empathize with elderly people.

AWESOME things come to those who focus on the positive, recognize the blessings, find the humor and never give up!

You can wipe your feet on me, twist my motives around all you like, you can dump millstones on my head and drown me in the river, but you can’t get me out of the story. I’m the plot, babe, and don’t ever forget it.

When you get kicked in the teeth, chew on it: don't bite back.

Change is not a four letter word...but often your reaction to it is!

Sweetie, you don't need to drive me to the brink of insanity... I'm close enough to walk!

The happiest people are the ones who can build a firm foundation of awesomeness out of the stones people have thrown at them.

...once you've crawled into what's commonly thought of as the sordid underbelly of life, you realize it's all just different versions of normal.

If you believe in the eighteenth century view of the mind, you will look and act wimpy. You will think that all you need to do is give people the facts and the figures and they will reach the right conclusion. You will think that all you need to do is point out where their interests lie, and they will act politically to maximize them. You will believe in polling and focus groups: you will believe that if you ask people what their interests are, they will be aware of them and will tell you, and w

A lot of men tend to want "models"I tell men, unless they look like a model themselves, they can't expect to land one.

Emotions are like muscles. Most of them go highly unattended, it's usually the weaker, undefined ones that cause injury to the rest, and there is most certainly memory response in play.

Just think of what would have happened to poor old Naaman if he had decided to dunk himself only once?

Why one human being is attracted to another is one of the great mysteries of the world.

positivity is the father of reinvention

If positivity is not your mindset, then reset

Don't judge a cat by its coat.

think think think until you blink

Better days are coming! They're called Saturday and Sunday.

The problem with the world is that no one knows how to shit anymore!

If life takes you long way, take a shortcut!

I think sometimes people think cheerful is a synonym for dumb, so no one is ever cheerful.

I realized I was officially a professional writer when all my plans began with "drink coffee" and ended with "take a nap.

Please, God,' Ruth would pray, 'don't let me be competitive. Let me realize what a privilege it is to study. Let me remember that knowledge must be pursued for its own sake and please, please stop me wanting to beat Verena Plackett in the exams.'She prayed hard and she meant what she said. But God was busy that autumn as the International Brigade came back, defeated, from Spain, Hitler's bestialities increased, and sparrows everywhere continued to fall.

Don't stop aspiring. Just learn to duck. . .

If someone wanted to have a grudge against me, or didn't agree with my lifestyle, the way I breathed, the space I took up on this planet, they had an open door to 'report' to the powers that be.

When you focus on the positive, the blessings and the humor and just do your thing and you stop worrying SO much about what every one else is thinking and doing and STOP taking life way too seriously... Awesomeness happens!

I suddenly remembered that Murray Gell-Mann and I were supposed to give talks at that conference on the present situation of high-energy physics. My talk was set for the plenary session, so I asked the guide, "Sir, where would the talks for the plenary session of the conference be?""Back in that room that we just came through.""Oh!" I said in delight. "Then I'm gonna give a speech in that room!"The guide looked down at my dirty pants and my sloppy shirt. I realized how dumb that remark must have

Yeah, Mel! If she shoves you again, smack her in the face!" bellowed Mika.Kira glared at Mika. "I mean, beat her in the race!

The only way to the top is killing and greed. Okay, I’m kidding. But killing helps.

If there is but one pearl of wisdom I have to impart to you, after all my observations here thus far, it is do not take yourself too seriously. Because when you get here, you might just find that you are not exactly who or what you thought you were.

If I had created myself, I would be taller, blond, and more well endowed, financially. I would have cast out spiders and bad-hair days. Therefore, and hence, I believe strongly in a Creator who not only gave me the gift, but the free will to create my own journey through life.

But I've bought a big bat.I'm all ready, you see.Now my troubles are goingTo have trouble with me!

Love is relative to the moment.

But maybe that's one of the important things about America—that somebody would even ask a nobody like me what America means to her. In America, it matters what you think. You can bet that Hitler's not asking his people what Germany means to them. He's telling them what it means to him, and if it doesn't mean the same thing to them, they get shipped off to prison. Here at least a person has the right to complain and to vote and to complain some more if the fellow they vote for doesn't win.

There is a story I always tell my students...when I came for the 1st time to the US. I didn’t speak English (Only Spanish) & I saw on every door the word “exit” which in Spanish means Success = Exito. And then I said :”No wonder Americans are winners ,every door they open leads to success

I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it's harder, therefore affording me the opportunity to show off.

I took a little walk outside for a while. I was surprised that I wasn't feeling what I thought people were supposed to feel under the circumstances. May be I was fooling myself. I wasn't delighted, but I didn't feel terribly upset, perhaps because we had known for a long time that it was going to happen.It's hard to explain. If a Martian(who, we'll imagine never dies except by accident) came to Earth and saw this peculiar race of creatures-these humans who live about seventy or eighty years, kno

Thank you very Much, I enjoyed myself

It must be around forty, when you're "over the hill." I don't even know what that means and why it's a bad thing. When I go hiking and I get over the hill, that means I'm past the hard part and there's a snack in my future. That's a good thing as far as I'm concerned.

If people were Superior to Animals, they'd take better care of the world

We don't have to be defined by the things we did or didn't do in our past. Some people allow themselves to be controlled by regret. Maybe it's a regret, maybe it's not. It's merely something that happened. Get over it.

How can you possibly do everything you want to do in life if you start doing a bunch of things twice?

I go on the presumption that everyone's full of shit until proven otherwise, and this usually serves me in good stead.

This town, this country, this world, is full to the brim with clever people, and just look at it. Never been in such awful shape. Clever people don't give a damn about anybody but themselves. Too busy being clever. The world doesn't need anymore clever people. It needs people with wisdom.

Only you can change yourself, no one else can.

Slaying dragons, melting witches, and banishing demons is all fun and games until someone loses a sidekick—then it’s personal. The bad guy isn’t just the “bad guy” anymore, he’s the BAD GUY!

Your manifesting results comprise a chain with a zillion tiny links—moments, experiences, conversations, physical objects, and coinciding events—all leading up to what you'd consider "the finished product" or the goal achieved. Be open to recognizing and appreciating every link. Normally the mind glosses, or even steamrollers, over them, discounting them as stupid, unimportant, too-little-too-late, irrelevant or uninteresting.

Despite wearing a Rolex, I have no time.

By wearing cosmetics a woman seeks to look younger or more beautiful than she otherwise would. Honesty doesn't require that she issue a continuous disclaimer: "I see you are looking at my face. Please be aware that I don't look this good first thing in the morning.

Said Buddha to the hot dog vendor, "make me one with everything.

If you love somebody set them free- it also works equally well if you hate somebody

You know you're having a bad week when you call 911, the paramedics come to your house, and one of them notices you've rearranged your furniture.

Certainly there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny – Did you ever try buying them without money.

Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor!

-Have a Glass of wine & over time it will be fine.

Remember, people who peek through keyholes have to expect an occasional poke in the eye.

A few years after I gave some lectures for the freshmen at Caltech (which were published as the Feynman Lectures on Physics), I received a long letter from a feminist group. I was accused of being anti-women because of two stories: the first was a discussion of the subtleties of velocity, and involved a woman driver being stopped by a cop. There's a discussion about how fast she was going, and I had her raise valid objections to the cop's definitions of velocity. The letter said I was making the

You are having a bad day? Remember it could always be worse... It could be me having a bad day!

Don't bore the universe.

If life gives you the wobbles make jelly.

Bryce looked like a California underwear model. Not that I’d thought about him in his underwear.Much.He was talking with his friend Nathan. Where Bryce had the whole tan, blond, hazel-eyed thing going on, Nathan was fair with dark hair and dark eyes. They looked like opposite sides of the same coin. A really hot, totally unreachable coin that a collector would keep in a special locked case, which normal girls like myself were not allowed to touch.