Quotes about ridiculous

Jeremy Taylor -

If anger proceeds from a great cause, it turns to fury; if from a small cause, it is peevishness; and so is always either terrible or ridiculous.

Enock Maregesi -

I have written all the 406 pages of my book in Swahili words. Even the countries are in Swahili. Instead of 'Nigeria', for example, I have written 'Nijeria'. That is how it is written in the Swahili dictionary. This can seem as a minor detail and that people may find my mission close to ridiculous! However, single letters and commas matter.

Thomas Paine - The Age of Reason

Though it is not a direct article of the christian system that this world that we inhabit is the whole of the habitable creation, yet it is so worked up therewith, from what is called the Mosaic account of the creation, the story of Eve and the apple, and the counterpart of that story, the death of the Son of God, that to believe otherwise, that is, to believe that God created a plurality of worlds, at least as numerous as what we call stars, renders the christian system of faith at once little

L.M. Montgomery - Anne of Windy Poplars

Don't be ridiculous, please.'The most insulting words in the world!

Jonathan Stroud - The Amulet of Samarkand

If anyone else asked that question, O He Who Is Terrible and Great, I would have said they were an ignorant fool; in you it is a sign of the disarming simplicity which is the fount of all virtue.

Shannon L. Alder -

There is no real bravery in getting paid to save someone's life. However, there is a large amount of bravery in a nurse break dancing at the hospital's Christmas party.

Paul Hoffman - The Left Hand of God

t was once famously said that it is as well that wars are so ruinously expensive, else we would never stop fighting them. However well said, it seems also to be endlessly forgotten that, while there may be just wars and unjust wars, there are never any cheap wars.

Suzanne Collins - The Hunger Games

Glimmer, I hear someone call her - ugh, the names the people in District 1 give their children are so ridiculous ...

Fyodor Dostoyevsky -

What is most vile and despicable about money is that it even confers talent. And it will do so until the end of the world.

Robert Rankin - Retromancer

Need to get to Ruislip by sparrow-fart though', said the squadron leader. 'Think you can do that? Can I come along for the ride?

Leah Thomas - Because You'll Never Meet Me

Let me put it more artistically, with greater sophistication:They left us in the toilet. In the deepest pile of shit. And we're coated in the crappy residue of their desicions. But that does not mean we are the one who pooped, Moritz. And neither are we the poop.Never think that. We're not the poop.

Tom Robbins - Still Life with Woodpecker

Often, moreover, it is...that aspect of our being that society finds eccentric, ridiculous, or disagreeable, that holds our sweet waters, our secret well of happiness, the key to our equanimity in malevolent climes.

Michael Scott - The Alchemyst

OK," Josh said evenly, "I've seen men made of mud, I guess I can accept spying rats. Do they talk?" he wondered aloud.Don't be ridiculous," Flamel snapped, "They're rats."Josh really didn't think it was a ridiculous suggestion.

Angela Thirkell - Wild Strawberries

...And of course they'll get their milk from us, because Gooch's milk in the village really can't be trusted. I do hope, Henry, the vicarage drains are all right if Martin is to go there, because the French are rather vague about drains.''Yes, but darling, they aren't bringing their drains with them'...

Jean-Dominique Bauby - The Diving Bell and the Butterfly

Vincent had ten major ideas every week: three brilliant, five good, and two ridiculous.

Amy Jackson -

It is ridiculous - like a mad whirlwind... it's mad that I'm so famous.

Edward Albee -

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.

Fernando Pessoa -

All letters of love are Ridiculous. They wouldn’t be love letters if they were not Ridiculous.

Jazz Feylynn - Colorado State of Mind

Now you're being ridiculous. If your mom changed into a carrot, I'd think she'd change back before someone ate her, werewolf or not.

Amit K Ghosh -

I do not have a home.I swing on a continuum between ridiculous and sublime.

David G. McAfee -

If you think it’s offensive that I call alleged biblical miracles ridiculous, you should ask yourself whether or not it’s ridiculous to insist that Muhammad flew on a winged horse. Or that the earth was hatched from a cosmic egg? Or that Xenu, the dictator of the Galactic Confederacy, brought billions of his people to earth 75 million years ago and killed them using hydrogen bombs? These are all religious beliefs of others, but that doesn't mean calling them ridiculous is an insult - it's an obj

Thomas Paine - The Age of Reason

It is not then the existence or the non-existence, of the persons that I trouble myself about; it is the fable of Jesus Christ, as told in the New Testament, and the wild and visionary doctrine raised thereon, against which I contend. The story, taking it as it is told, is blasphemously obscene. It gives an account of a young woman engaged to be married, and while under this engagement, she is, to speak plain language, debauched by a ghost.

Sabrina Jeffries - A Dangerous Love

Trying to rewrite the past was a child's game, a pointless, ridiculous child's game no one ever won.

Jay Woodman -

When you realise you are just as ridiculous & just as #special as everyone else, you love them all.

Voltaire -

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.

Rowan Atkinson -

To criticize a person for their race is manifestly irrational and ridiculous, but to criticize their religion, that is a right. That is a freedom.

Trey Parker -

Out of all the ridiculous religion stories - which are greatly, wonderfully ridiculous - the silliest one I've ever heard is, 'Yeah, there's this big, giant universe, and it's expanding, and it's all going to collapse on itself, and we're all just here, just 'cuz. Just 'cuz.' That to me, is the most ridiculous explanation ever.

Nick Harkaway -

I grew up on the Roger Moore and Sean Connery Bond movies, so the DNA of my spies is extremely ridiculous and goofy.

Casey Wilson -

Pageants are already ridiculous and sad, I think.

Johann Lamont -

I spent ridiculous amounts of time as an activist and volunteer and was a teacher for 20 years.

George Burns -

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

Roman Reigns -

There's no way Daniel Bryan can beat me in a Royal Rumble match. It's ridiculous. He's nowhere near as heavy as me he doesn't have a fraction of the strength I have. There are a lot of ways that Daniel Bryan can possibly beat me.

Jackie Mason -

I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because it's ridiculous and it's ridiculous for different reasons at different times.

Carl Andre -

I mean, art for art's sake is ridiculous. Art is for the sake of one's needs.

Osamu Dazai - Blue Bamboo: Japanese Tales of Fantasy

When you find yourself looking ridiculous, reasoning isn't worth a damn.

Thomas Hardy - Far from the Madding Crowd

This supreme instance of Troy's goodness fell upon Gabriel's ears like the thirteenth stroke of a crazy clock.

Henri Poincaré - Science and Method

Why is it that showers and even storms seem to come by chance, so that many people think it quite natural to pray for rain or fine weather, though they would consider it ridiculous to ask for an eclipse by prayer?