Quotes about two
Deyth Banger -
Two can keep secret if the one is dead. (A Good Marriage by Stephen King)
Steven Magee -
The USA is corrupt in many areas with law enforcement and utility companies being two of those.
Ljupka Cvetanova - The New Land
It takes two to bribe.
Sunday Adelaja -
Every blessing, just like a coin, has two sides
George Orwell - Animal Farm
Four legs good, two legs bad.
Deyth Banger -
I want two things from you, first answer "Why" questions and second wait before you made your conclusion.
Christina Engela - The Time Saving Agency
While both these statements refer to eggs, the main difference between these two rather irking statements is this: omelets do not come from chickens – it is eggs which come from chickens. Omelets on the other hand, are an entirely Human invention. Humans being here, the ‘middle man’ as it were.
Catherine Helen Spence -
I had only two offers of marriage in my life, and I refused both.
Joan Collins -
Having had five husbands, I guess I should know a thing or two about marriage.
Ogden Nash -
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Ambrose Bierce -
Alliance - in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.
Mother Angelica -
Two of man's basic needs are to love and to share. Both of these needs are satisfied in greater or lesser degree by friendship.
Sophie Swetchine -
The ideal friendship is to feel as one while remaining two.
Plautus -
Friendship is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
Oliver Goldsmith -
Pity and friendship are two passions incompatible with each other.
John Morley -
In politics the choice is constantly between two evils.
Mencius -
Friendship is one mind in two bodies.
Logan Pearsall Smith -
We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast.
Jay Leno -
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
Evelyn Waugh -
Art is the symbol of the two noblest human efforts: to construct and to refrain from destruction.
Mort Sahl -
I used to go to two movies every week for the Saturday matinee when I was a kid.
Loni Anderson -
In the movies, Bette Davis lights two cigarettes and hands the second one to James Cagney. It was just so glamorous and romantic.
Rachel Sklar -
Less than two weeks before my 34th birthday, I bought pots. Most people were amazed that I did not previously own pots, but that was before I explained that I had never used my oven, and used my stovetop for my dishrack.
M. Night Shyamalan -
The first two movies I directed failed, when I was 21 and 23, and that was the greatest thing that could have happened.
Xun Kuang -
The person attempting to travel two roads at once will get nowhere.
Margaret Fuller -
Male and female represent the two sides of the great radical dualism. But in fact they are perpetually passing into one another. Fluid hardens to solid, solid rushes to fluid. There is no wholly masculine man, no purely feminine woman.
Charles Henry Parkhurst -
Sympathy is two hearts tugging at one load.
Tim Allen -
I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
George Borrow -
Two great talkers will not travel far together.
Peter Finch -
Success is not two cars or a swimming pool. It's the approval of your peers.
Octavio Paz -
Wisdom lies neither in fixity nor in change, but in the dialectic between the two.
Octavio Paz -
Wisdom lies neither in fixity nor in change, but in the dialectic between the two. A constant coming and going: wisdom lies in the momentary.
Paul Di Filippo -
Consensus wisdom has it that all modern commercial fantasy novels fall into two camps: those derived from J.R.R. Tolkien and those derived from Mervyn Peake. The 'Lord of the Rings' template or the 'Gormenghast' mold.
Woody Allen -
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
Ayrton Senna -
I was already on pole, then by half a second and then one second and I just kept going. Suddenly I was nearly two seconds faster than anybody else, including my team mate with the same car.
Rip Torn -
I've got two old Volvos, two old Subarus, and an old Ford Ranger. If you've got an old car, you've gotta have at least several old cars, 'cause one's always gonna be in the garage.
Thomas Sangster -
I have two bikes: a classic 1978 Yamaha SR500 and a more modern Suzuki SV650. I've been into cars and bikes since I was tiny.
Menachem Begin -
We do not covet one inch of Lebanese territory, and the basis for the peace treaty between our two countries will be the international border, which exists now, between Rosh Haniqra and Ras en Naqura.
John C. Calhoun -
War may be made by one party, but it requires two to make peace.
Swami Sivananda -
Complete peace equally reigns between two mental waves.
Kid Rock -
Two of my grandparents died in a car crash. Sucks, 'cause they would have lived to a hundred.
Louis C. K. -
Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.
Russell Baker -
When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible - cowards and fools.
Dale T. Mortensen -
I became a member of the faculty at Northwestern University in 1965 but did not complete my thesis until two years later at a graduate ceremony at which Carnegie Institute of Technology became Carnegie-Mellon University. At Northwestern, I was mentored by the 'three Bobs:' Robert Eisner, Robert Strotz and Robert Clower.
Neil Simon -
Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.
Fred DeLuca -
Profit or perish... There are only two ways to make money: increase sales and decrease costs.
Kailash Satyarthi -
Elimination of child labour and access to education are like two sides of one coin. One cannot be achieved without the other.
Meg White -
It's pretty sad when you have to choose between the lesser of two evils.
Niels Bohr -
Technology has advanced more in the last thirty years than in the previous two thousand. The exponential increase in advancement will only continue.
Lily Tomlin -
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
Bill Hader -
I grew up with my two sisters and my mom, so it's my lot in life to be surrounded by women.
Chuck D -
Government and culture are two diametrically opposed forces - the one blinds and oppresses, the other uplifts and unites.
Bruce Schneier -
There are two types of encryption: one that will prevent your sister from reading your diary and one that will prevent your government.
Pierre de Fermat -
It is impossible for any number which is a power greater than the second to be written as a sum of two like powers. I have a truly marvelous demonstration of this proposition which this margin is too narrow to contain.
George Orwell -
Doublethink means the power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one's mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them.
Pierre de Fermat -
But it is impossible to divide a cube into two cubes, or a fourth power into fourth powers, or generally any power beyond the square into like powers; of this I have found a remarkable demonstration. This margin is too narrow to contain it.
Tim Tebow -
I've been blessed to have an amazing mom and two amazing sisters - so they set a very high standard.
Pablo Picasso -
There are only two types of women - goddesses and doormats.
Louis XIV -
I could sooner reconcile all Europe than two women.
Florence Kelley -
The workingmen have perceived that women are in the field of industry to stay; and they see, too, that there can not be two standards of work and wages for any trade without constant menace to the higher standard.
Tennessee Williams -
For time is the longest distance between two places.
Jonathan Edwards -
Resolution One: I will live for God. Resolution Two: If no one else does, I still will.
Jose Rizal -
History does not record in its annals any lasting domination exercised by one people over another, of different race, of diverse usages and customs, of opposite and divergent ideals. One of the two had to yield and succumb.
Franz Kafka -
The history of mankind is the instant between two strides taken by a traveler.
Camilo Jose Cela -
There are two kinds of man: the ones who make history and the ones who endure it.
Harry Styles -
To win one Moonman is amazing, to win two is incredible.
Will Rogers -
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.
Jane Austen -
Good-humoured, unaffected girls, will not do for a man who has been used to sensible women. They are two distinct orders of being.
Stanley Fish -
Belief and knowledge are considered to be two different things. But they are not.
Totie Fields -
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
Bertolt Brecht -
There are many elements to a campaign. Leadership is number one. Everything else is number two.
J. B. Smoove -
I'm on my version of the protein diet, but there ain't no protein in it. It's a Krispy Kreme doughnut between two Cinnabons. And you soak it overnight in Red Bull. Then you chase it with a Snickers.
Jason Segel -
I went on a Hot Pocket diet where I ate two Hot Pockets every four hours. I only had the pepperoni pizza flavour. I didn't go anywhere near the cheeseburger macaroni.
Billy Graham -
God has given us two hands - one to receive with and the other to give with. We are not cisterns made for hoarding we are channels made for sharing.
Billy Graham -
God has given us two hands, one to receive with and the other to give with.
Taylor Caldwell -
I have written two medical novels. I have never studied medicine, never seen an operation.
Josefina Vazquez Mota -
There are two ways of lying. One, not telling the truth and the other, making up statistics.
Gottfried Leibniz -
There are also two kinds of truths: truth of reasoning and truths of fact. Truths of reasoning are necessary and their opposite is impossible those of fact are contingent and their opposite is possible.
Franz Kafka -
There are only two things. Truth and lies. Truth is indivisible, hence it cannot recognize itself; anyone who wants to recognize it has to be a lie.
Aesop -
Every truth has two sides; it is as well to look at both, before we commit ourselves to either.
Booker T. Washington -
There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up.
Malala Yousafzai -
In Swat, there are two jobs a woman's going to do: a teacher or a doctor. If not, then become a housewife.
Dermot Healy -
When I was 14 or 15, our teacher introduced us to Dickens' 'A Tale of Two Cities.' It was just for entertainment - we read it aloud - and all of a sudden it became a treasure.
Rabindranath Tagore -
Music fills the infinite between two souls.
Frank Capra -
Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music.
Sam Trammell -
Yeah, I spent my teen years in West Virginia, and when I was a kid, in Louisiana. I definitely have that exposure to two different sorts of rural: the South and Appalachia.
Oscar Wilde -
Death and vulgarity are the only two facts in the nineteenth century that one cannot explain away.
John Keats -
I have two luxuries to brood over in my walks, your loveliness and the hour of my death. O that I could have possession of them both in the same minute.
Leo Tolstoy -
Even in the valley of the shadow of death, two and two do not make six.
Katy Perry -
For a modern woman it is important to be supported and that there is equality in every aspect, and that it's not two halves that make a whole - it's two wholes that make a whole.
Bryant H. McGill -
Birth and death we all move between these two unknowns.
Bobby Heenan -
There's only two kinds of music I don't like... Country and Western.
Gene Simmons -
Sugar-free ice pops are an invention of God. They hardly have any calories since they're mostly water. I eat about 15 pops every two days.
David Chang -
I find that there are a lot of similarities between French and Japanese food. I think they're two countries that have really systemized their cuisine and codified it.
Aarti Sequeira -
I'm encouraged because you pick up any food magazine and there's two or three recipes involving Indian spices.
Joyce Carol Oates -
In love there are two things - bodies and words.
Jillian Hervey -
I've been dancing since I was two, learning so many different styles. I like dancing to rap and hip-hop, but also the Strokes, the Hives, and the Vines with carefree randomness. There's always a way to move to something.
Helmut Jahn -
Every building is a prototype. No two are alike.
Gerald F. Lieberman -
Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers.